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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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ruinedchildhood:

We are looking for Blue's clues.

ruinedchildhood:

We are looking for Blue's clues.
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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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