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You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
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demonologys:

you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:

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this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

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waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

(Source: thelandofwtf)

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile

(Source: sassykardashian)

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katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

(Source: baebees)

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How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  1. BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  2. ME: ok this is very good
  3. under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  4. and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  5. so this is a great comment
  6. BABY: [knocks over tower]
  7. ME: that’s right