Posted 6 hours ago

at a horror movie

  1. bf: are you scared?
  2. me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Posted 6 hours ago

(Source: nwtsfw)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

gymleaderkyle:

that girl you just called a bitch? that’s actually you, you’re talking to a mirror

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(Source: waverace64)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion
prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
noun
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

Posted 2 days ago

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband)

Posted 2 days ago